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Joke of the Day
"If you didn't take a selfie at the gym, were you really there?"
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"Getting directions from Donald Trump is a lot like checking the hour on an analogue clock Always pay attention to where the little hand is pointing"
"Q: Why do rugby fans eat up the sport? A: Because it is 'scrum'-ptious."
"The titanic hits an iceburg and the captain says... ''I NOMINATE ALL PASSENGERS FOR THE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE''"
"It would suck to look like William H. Macy but not be William H. Macy."
"Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman? Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old."
"The guy who stole my personal journal has died... My thoughts are with his family."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ahmed ! Ahmed who ? Ahmed a big mistake coming here !"
"if you told 18 year old me that in 10 years i'd be thinkin about harriet tubman on 4/20 instead of weed, i'd have said ""whos harriet tubman"""
"What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic"