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Joke of the Day
"What are 8 Hobbits? One hobbyte."
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"The first rule of tautology club ... is the first rule of tautology club"
"My overnight bag is just a backpack full of Sour Patch Kids."
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"What's the best thing about having sex with 29 year olds? There's 20 of them..."
"My barber just got arrested for selling drugs. I've been his customer for 6 years. I had no idea he was a barber."
"Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics? Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States."
"No one ever said life was easy, but several people said you were."
"Lying on the hammock while my wife does yard work. Don't know exactly what she's planting but the hole she dug is slightly bigger than me."
"Just bought a white pool stick... Now, I shoot better then the rest of my school."