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Joke of the Day
"I'm finally part of the cool crowd! *waddles off with colony of penguins*"
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"How do you get four gay guys on a barstool? Turn it upside-down."
"Donald Trump: nobody can out crazy me Lena Dunham: here, hold my beer"
"What's Isis' favorite race? The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh."
"What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ? An elephant disguised as a banana !"
"Oh science, oh science, oh science!!"" ~An atheist having sex."
"Don't be racist! I takes all colors to make a rainbow. Except black. There's no black in a rainbow. Credits to vinesauce"
"How did John Lennon play the bass on Helter Skelter...... .....He played with a plastic ruler at the end of a desk."
"What did they call Hitler after he lost his hair? The Bald Eagle..... I'm here all day folks"
"I'd like to see every photograph where I'm just someone passing in the background."