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Joke of the Day

"How do you stop a North Korean tank? Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box."

"What do you call a midget in a Mental Asylum? I don't really know, but it sounds a little crazy"

"A Irishman walks out of a Bar"

"I lost a finger in an accident today. It sucks but on the other hand... I still have all five."

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it was pizza."

"Eggs What does an embryo say when it's serious? No yolk!"

"A drunk stumbles out of the bar, sees a nun on the sidewalk and pops her one right in the nose... while she's on the ground crying, he says,""Not so tough now, are you, Batman?"""

"What happens when a pizzaman does an AMA on Reddit? OP delivers."

"Save your breath... You'll need it to blow up your date."

"How to Diet Successfully by M. T. Cupboard"