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Joke of the Day
"Snowman in the summer What do you call a snowman in the summer? ""A puddle"""
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"How to stop, drop and roll if you are drunk. If you're drunk, it's not called the stop, drop and roll. It's called the stop, drop and stop rolling around so your drunk friend can piss on you."
"If only Lord Ram used Apple maps to reach Ayodhya, Beijing would have been celebrating Diwali today."
"I would have been grounded for saying 66% of Dick Van Dyke's name."
"My friend told an out of place joke about police searches. But I don't think it was warranted."
"Why the word redundancy when lawyers say cease and desist? Billable vowels."
"Did you hear the one about Jerry Sandusky molesting kids? If not, it's okay - neither did the Police."
"How many Orthodox Hasidic Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, ya mensch. It's Shabbat."
"A guy goes to the Olympics and sees a man carrying a long pole. The guy asks - Are you a pole vaulter? The man replies - No I'm German - how did you know my name is Walter?"
"A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs. When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, ""What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"""