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Joke of the Day

"Snowman in the summer What do you call a snowman in the summer? ""A puddle"""

"Don't have shower sex It's a slippery slope that leads to bath things"

"The Classiest Knock Knock Joke in existance Knock Knock who's there? the the who? YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH"

"My girlfriend is like a trampoline,... ...i dont have a trampoline!"

"Last night I dreamt I was a muffler... I woke up this morning exhausted."

"I met a refugee on the bus today. ""What country are you from?"" I asked. ""Iraq"" he said. ""How did you escape?"" I asked. IRAN"

"Me: ""This Chardonnay is so nice, I can really taste the oaky undertones"" ""Sir those are just chunks of cork from opening it with your keys"""

"My boss was honest with me today as we walked into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family."

"My wife told me to prepare our ginger son for his first day at school. So I beat him up and took his dinner money off him."

"First you can't smoke and now you get banned for grinding up on other patrons. It's like, why even bother getting drunk at the zoo anymore?"