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Joke of the Day

"Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat? If they went forward they would fall into the boat."

"Do you know why beer goes through your system so fast? Because it does not have to stop to change color."

"Did you know that Samsung also manufacture hangar ships? Must be because of all their ports left Open. (l8 to the party i know)"

"If you are ever wondering who is rapping in a song, just wait 4 more seconds and he'll say his name."

"Why should you never trust an atom? Because they make up everything."

"Two cannibals are eating a dead clown one cannibal turns to the other and says ""does this taste funny to you?"""

"Looking to sell me theremin. Haven't touched it in years."

"Bring in 2015 the same way you came into this world. Naked and screaming."

"What's the definition of Polystyrene? A plastic parrot!"

"Cunt Jokes Q. What do you call a pink tractor? Ans: A cunt-tractor (contractor)"