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Joke of the Day

"Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat? If they went forward they would fall into the boat."

"What's the most cleanest animal on the planet? A Hygiena."

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? Because he drank his coffee before it was cool."

"Our new IT guy moved here from Australia... He comes from a LAN down under."

"I ate some crickets last night. Gave me the runs."

"Buying a new car and online dating are sort of the same thing... You're looking for the youngest model with the least amount of miles on it."

"Brown and sticky Whats Brown and sticky? A Stick"

"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef! Bonus joke: What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean Beef!! Double Bonus: What do you call a cow with one leg stuck in the ground? Steak!!!"

"Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms? Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance."

"Eating a block of cheese is probably the most delicious way to figure out it's time to get some groceries."