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Joke of the Day

"Why did Jesus stop playing Hockey? Because he got nailed into the boards (It's a joke not to insult anyone)"

"When's sex not work? When it's for play."

"A wife gets naked... ...and asks her husband, 'What turns you on more! my pretty face or my sexy body?' Husband looks her up and down for a moment and replies, 'Your sense of humor.'"

"What do you call a jew who works at a brewery? A he brew."

"COP: PUT YOUR HANDS UP OCTOPUS: They're tentacles COP: OK PUT ALL 8 TENTACLES UP OCTOPUS: Two are my legs, dude COP: Just go. I give up."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic science teacher? He was teaching the Law of Conversation."

"Excercise adds years to your life... ... for example, I went jogging for 3 miles this morning, and I already feel like I am 65!"

"Dear Keebler elves, 100 calorie packs of cookies suck. I hope your tree burns down."

"Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics? Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US."

"What is it called when a guy called Justin gets justice? Justinice."