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Joke of the Day
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, they were both stuck-up cunts."
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"As an Alzheimer's patient, this is my favorite joke on reddit"
"When I jerk off I like to sit on my other hand until it gets numb, then change to that hand right at the last minute . . . I call it ""the old 'bate and switch""!"
"What's a pedophile's favorite shoe? White vans"
"The term ""Every 60 second in Africa..."" is stupid Everyone knows Africains don't get seconds. They're lucky if they get a single serving."
"Parents: It's unfair to put your toddler on a leash if you're not going to also let them pee next to parked cars."
"What do rodents say when they play bingo ? 'Eyes down for a full mouse' !"
"How can you tell if a woman is faking an orgasm? Who cares"
"Six year old just gave me these gems What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur? Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course? Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over? Rhody."
"I think I'll just leave my turn signal on from age 60 onward."