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Joke of the Day
"As an Alzheimer's patient, this is my favorite joke on reddit"
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"I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, ""How flexible are you?"" I said, ""I can't make Tuesdays."""
"Every Adele song is about lasagna."
"What do you call a fat guy, from New Orleans, that never tells the truth? A jambo-laya. Thanks for coming out, I'll be here till Thursday."
"How do you make cottage cheese? You shake a baby."
"Undressing with the curtains open is my little way of giving back to the old ladies in our neighborhood watch."
"Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Yes"
"I hate when you compliment on their mustache... ..and suddenly she's not your friend anymore."
"""Oh, hey! I didn't even recognize you!"" means ""I saw you and tried to avoid you, but here you are."""
"[wedding] i wrote my own vows *removes paper* ""chickety china the chinese chicken"" whoops wrong one *2nd paper* ""if i had $1,000,000"""