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Joke of the Day
"Why was the man hanging out in the market all day? I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar"
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"Superman and Batman probably had a lot of ""capes in the toilet water"" accidents when they went to take a dump."
"Everybody in the village agreed that I did an excellent job of sewing their mouths shut. After I left, they were humming my praises."
"Jewish pokemon trainer What do you call a Jewish pokemon trainer? Ash"
"I'm a recovering alcoholic! :I'm recovering from last night!"
"I wrote a theatrical performance based on puns... It was a play on words."
"What are the odds of a chronic gambler ever calling the addiction-helpline? No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this."
"Checking if my webcam is on when I do really shady shit is my grown up version of checking under my bed for monsters."
"Some people are just meant for each other. A sadist married a masochist. The masochist would say, ""Beat me!""... The sadist would say, ""...no"""
"Stay away from teenage skunks They have pee-yoo-berty! Ill see myself out :/"