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Joke of the Day
"Why was the man hanging out in the market all day? I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar"
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"What does Spiderman like to get high on? Mary Jane"
"Every time the wife pisses me off, I hollow out her tampons and pack them with strawberry Pop Rocks."
"What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? Shoot him again."
"It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm quite busy."
"Have you heard about the one about suicidal procrastinator He lived a long healthy life."
"How to fall down the stairs: Step 1 Step 2 Step 4 Step 7 Step 11"
"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A can't see-creature."
"What's the difference between a prostitute with dysentery and an epileptic oyster shucker? The epileptic oyster shucker shucks between fits."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? It got its head cut off"