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Joke of the Day

"A mathematician tries to go to the beach... A mathematician tried to go to the beach to get a tan, but he couldn't find it cos there were no sines."

"my son just asked me where do pizzas come from adn has yet to ask me where do babeys come from. thats my boy"

"Best way to get picked up at a gym is fall off a machine."

"What is the worst part about screwing a 7 year old kid? Getting the blood stains out of your clown costume."

"Here's a joke about circumcised foreskins. [Removed]"

"*Giving TED talk* Me: *points at guy* sir, reach under your chair! *he does and a mousetrap snaps* Me: trust no one *audience claps*"

"the thing about the weather getting colder is that it makes you think you want to date someone when what you want is heavy socks"

"The defendant is accused of putting a stick of dynamite into a steer. Abombinabull."

"How to propose a boy?"

"What do you call a dog without front legs? Chester."