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Joke of the Day

"I went swimming in the Black Sea. It stole my trunks."

"As it is Alabama, It wouldn't be proper without the traditional speech... From the father of the bride and groom."

"Malaysia Airlines passengers have recently been asked about their flight experience; 5% said they were satisfied. 10% said they were extremely satisfied and 85% said they were blown away."

"I keep my friends close *lean in, whisper* and my anemones closer ""Sir thats very fun but aquarium policy forbids sitting in the touch tank"""

"In park people come across man playing chess with dog They are of surprise and say ""What clever dog!"" But man say: ""No, no, he isn't so clever. I am lead by three game to one!"""

"At any given time, the urge to sing ""The lion sleeps tonight"" is just a whim away a whim away, a whim away, a whim away..."

"A cat walked in to a cobblers.. ..SHOE!"

"Yo mama so fat.. she uses google plus(G+) instead of regular google"

"Before you judge someone... Walk a mile in their shoes. If you still don't like them, at least they're a mile away, and you have their shoes."

"What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy? Hoppalong Cassidy."