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Joke of the Day

"A cat walked in to a cobblers.. ..SHOE!"

"The worst part about looking for a job is if you're successful, you end up with a job."

"A man walks into a bar And goes right through it because hes a t1000"

"What is the slight difference between a fencer's club and r/jokes You'll see a lot of ripostes in the first one"

"Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia? They've got to get their 72 virgins *somewhere*"

"If you're stuck in the wild, rub two mozzarella sticks together to start a pizza."

"Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? Pupil: Dead? I didn't even know he was sick!"

"My friend decided to get a tattoo of Pi on his face. It was an irrational decision."

"How will Trump fund the wall? He'll get the money from *wall* street"

"My kids don't like when I drink, but if it wasn't for alcohol, they wouldn't even be here."