9676

Joke of the Day

"In park people come across man playing chess with dog They are of surprise and say ""What clever dog!"" But man say: ""No, no, he isn't so clever. I am lead by three game to one!"""

"It's hard to argue with a spear I mean, it's got a point."

"Colonel Mustard. In the kitchen. Eating soup. Calm down."

"Do you wish you were always broke? Are you tired of having a thriving social life? Is too much sleep boring you? Parenthood. It's for you"

"My son swallowed several coins the other day. I've definitely seen some change in him."

"If I wanted to get trapped in a scary maze, I'd just go into my kid's bedroom."

"If she doesn't scream ""YES!"" in bed... I don't know. Maybe start asking her different questions?"

"Watching my kid pick his nose is disgusting. He wipes the boogers on his shirt instead of the closest cat like a normal person."

"What's a catholic's favourite type of car? A convertible."

"My son came home from school in tears. ""My girlfriend slept with my best friend,"" he said. I said, ""That's very flattering, I never knew I was your best friend."""