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Joke of the Day
"What is the most positive thing in Africa? HIV"
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"Old classic light bulb. How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb? depends on how many survivors there are. too soon."
"It's all fun and games until you realize you're the girl at work known as ""how is she still employed."""
"What would you get if you crossed a new-born snake with a basketball? A bouncing baby boa."
"I wish there was an observation deck at WalMart."
"Apparently, 4 people die every year trying to put their pants on... - me, explaining to my (ex)boss why I went in with no pants"
"Chicken pot pie sounds like such a good idea. If you add commas."
"I installed IOS 9 Beta. And it shot up my school."
"I started a band called ""999 Megabytes"" I still haven't gotten a gig."
"*Busts through Kool-aid mans wall* Kool-aid man: Not cool. What I do is fake. This is our home Me: I'm sorr... *A sippy cup starts crying*"