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Joke of the Day
"I wish there was an observation deck at WalMart."
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"Americans choosing their orders at McDonalds more seriously than Their presidents."
"Q. How are men like television commercials? A. You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 30 seconds."
"What do a call a blonde that dyes her hair brown? Artificial Intelligence."
"I like my women how I like my toll pass Funded and mounted"
"Who is the most basic Spice Girl? Pumpkin Spice."
"Frog parking only. All others will be toad."
"Why do American tourists talk so loudly? So that they can hear each other over their clothes"
"Who's the most famous jewish Pokemon trainer? Ash"
"3 Muslims walk into an airport and a metro station in Brussels, what happens? 216 virgins."