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Joke of the Day

"It's all fun and games until you realize you're the girl at work known as ""how is she still employed."""

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"What is the difference between a yogurt and america? If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture."
"I was in a horrible accident a few years ago, and I suffered some brain damage and lost feeling to my whole left side. I'm feeling all right now"
"What do you call a gay dinosaur ? Mega-saur-ass"
"COP: do you know why I pulled you over? ME: *hands him a puppy and drives off* [3 years later] COP *walking his dog*: wait a second..."
"Skinny girls look good in tight clothes.. butt curvy girls look good naked"
"What do a fretless bass and a lawsuit have in common? Everyone is relieved when the case is closed."
"A man walked inside an interior decorators convention and everyone was laughing... He asked what's so funny. ""It's an inside joke""."
"So I went over to my uncle with a lisp's house He asked me ""hey d-do you w-w-want a d-d-dee-dee-d-d-d-deep-deep-d-deeeeeep freezer?"" I replied: ""Noo thanks buddy that's too deep for me"" [EDIT] Fuck."
"Roses are red violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic and so am I."