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Joke of the Day

"*Busts through Kool-aid mans wall* Kool-aid man: Not cool. What I do is fake. This is our home Me: I'm sorr... *A sippy cup starts crying*"

"5th grade teacher: ""You have more wrong answers than your whole class combined. I have never seen one person make so many mistakes."" Student: ""Well... not *one* person. My dad helped me too."""

"I'm going on an all breadcrumb diet because I've never seen a duck with a double chin."

"Why are there no cats in Germany? Because they have nein lives."

"If you can't say something nice You might have a lisp......"

"Pigs don't look very smart to me. Sure they are. You ever see a sow try to make a silk purse out of a farmer's ear?"

"Did you hear about the fly stuck on the toilet bowl? He got pissed off."

"Friend: All I want for Christmas is a new blender Me: Wouldn't you rather have your life together?"

"If a gym has 75 treadmills, 1 is being used, what do you do? You go home because it's your favorite one being used Math is easy"

"Why are pirates, pirates? They just *arrrrrrrrr*."