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Joke of the Day

"What would you get if you crossed a new-born snake with a basketball? A bouncing baby boa."

"What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger"

"This is a better joke than feminism. Just kidding, there's no better joke than feminism."

"I recently took a hepatitis test... I kicked ass, too. I got two As, a B, and a C!"

"What did the indian boy say to his mom before he left? Mumbai"

"How do trees browse the internet? They log in."

"Q: What a BLONDE will ask the doctor in the maternity ward? A: ""Is it mine?"""

"Even at my age, I can still turn a lot of heads. It's mostly to see where the smell is coming from though."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anne Boleyn ! Anne Boleyn who ? Anne Boleyn alley !"

"I ate 4 cans of alphabet soup and just took probably the biggest vowel movement ever."