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Joke of the Day
"Every day, hundreds of seals are clubbed to death by hunters. It's snow joke."
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg in a car accident? He's alright, though."
"People who criticize the year 2016 seem to have forgotten that back in May McDonald's accidentally gave me a Chicken McNugget with my fries."
"Why do Nazis love Vinyls? Cause you can turn the tables from 45 to 33."
"Did you know they buried Steve Jobs in an orchard? Yep. He's still pushing apples."
"It's actually a good thing money doesn't grow on trees because I've killed every plant I've ever owned."
"Alex: This term indicates a zero score in tennis. Contestant: What is love? *dance party erupts*"
"I got fired from my job at the restaurant for putting a load in the dishwasher... she was cute."
"LPT: How to meet the man/woman of your dreams. Go to sleep. [Heard this from a friend so not mine and probably not hers]"
"Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium **BATMAN! **"