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Joke of the Day

"Every day, hundreds of seals are clubbed to death by hunters. It's snow joke."

"Women who say, ""Awwww..."" after everything they hear are quite possibly the most annoying assholes on the planet."

"Maybe the cure for cancer is leaving chocolate pudding cups in my fridge for more than 24 hours. We'll never know."

"I was watching CSI and they found some semen in a woman's ear I guess she heard the killer coming"

"I'd be less scared of trying to take a gun from a mugger than I am of taking an iPad from my kid."

"1. Dial random number. 2. Wait for answering machine. 3. Say ""My wife is out of town, I miss you"". 4. Hang up. 5. Happy Valentine's Day."

"Fun prank: Tell an English major how ""impactful"" something is."

"After decades of intense research, scientists have finally figured out what a woman wants Unfortunately, she's since changed her mind."

"What kind of hair do oceans have ? Wavy !"

"So reddit announced today transparency is important to them. Unless its about Ellen Pao. the end."