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Joke of the Day
"I was watching CSI and they found some semen in a woman's ear I guess she heard the killer coming"
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"The Milli Vanilli Tour has been cancelled... They blamed it on the rain"
"She told me she was a vegan so I pretended I never met herbivore."
"What is currently the greatest crime in China? Identity theft."
"HR: know why you're here? Me: I put my tongue in the candy cutter Union: well..unsafe..but fired? HR: the candy cutter's name is Trish"
"If being successful was an amusement park, I'm the kid that drove his bumper car in the corner and can't get out."
"A baby seal walked into a club ba dum tss"
"jokes don't kill people, people who don't get jokes kill people."
"""I haven't read an update about Karen's Farmville crops in a few days. I hope everything is OK."" - no one, ever"
"My wife wants to go on a romantic date for Valentine's Day so I guess I'll stay home with the kids."