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Joke of the Day

"Maybe the cure for cancer is leaving chocolate pudding cups in my fridge for more than 24 hours. We'll never know."

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"I met my ex-wife at the gym. We didn't workout."
"What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson liked to rape little boys."
"what did the leper say to the hooker? keep the tip"
"Kate Middleton's gynacologist is getting a Knighthood The amount of Royal cunts he's put up with he probably deserves it."
"What's a redditor's favourite sword move? Riposte!"
"What's a Neckbeard's favourite curry? Chicken tikka m'sala"
"Just locked eyes with a four year old boy while I violently choked on a piece of popcorn. He didn't look away. He would have watched me die."
"(Utterly awful joke ahead) What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef? A borkmark."
"Rental fleet car is like a prostitute, own car is like a wife Never marry a prostitute."
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