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Joke of the Day
"I'd be less scared of trying to take a gun from a mugger than I am of taking an iPad from my kid."
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"How do you catch a peculiar rabbit? Unique up on it."
"What's Piccolo's preferred type of car? DODGE!!!"
"Every morning when I wake up I wonder to myself, ""Is today going to be the day that Lou Bega drops Mambo No. 6?"""
"A WASP goes into a clothing store to buy a suit. He asks a salesperson, ""How much is this one?"" The salesperson says, ""It's $1000."" The WASP says, ""I'll take it."""
"How do you spot a blind man at a nudist beach? It's not hard.."
"The word Diputseromneve' may look ridiculous... But backwards it's even more stupid."
"My appointment at Gamblers Anonymous is at 25 to 1..."
"Jeb Bush: ""The Pope should not discuss climate change because he's not a scientist, although if elected, I will be your wife's gynecologist"""
"I thought my son would be glad and appreciate that I got him a trampoline But nooo, all he does is sit and cry in his wheelchair all day"