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Joke of the Day
"I forgive you, but I hope your death is written, produced, and directed by Quentin Tarantino."
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"Did you hear about the woman with guns for tits? She was pretty Barrel-Chested."
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"What does a forward thinking person say? wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"
"My high must be wearing off, because that cop car that pulled me over 20 minutes ago is starting to look like a house with Christmas lights."
"Aren't all these Chicken jokes getting a bit redundant and lame? Eggsactly"
"What does an elephant say when it kidnaps someone? ""Get in the trunk"""
"Who is the most popular wizard on the Internet? Har e-potter."
"Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant? She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed."
"Hey Starbucks. If you gotta name your drinks with stupid language, don't roll your eyes when I order a gitchy gitchy yaya mocha choca latte."