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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Chinaman that does everything given what other people do? Bayesian."

"Yesterday my Korean friend died... He was So Yung"

"Definition of a tree.... Something that spends 100 years growing so that it can jump out in front of unsuspecting women drivers"

"i was sitting next to a gorgeous girl on the bus yesterday i was so nervous. i kept thinking to myself ""please don't get a boner, please don't get a boner"". she got a boner."

"Marshawn Lynch came back to play for the month of October. Breast Mode"

"what does my dad and christmas crackers have in common? they show up once a year to make me cringe with their dad jokes, and then give me a shitty gift."

"Hey girl, do you like bad boys? *tries to look cool by flicking my cig, but it's an e-cig so I have to run and get it*"

"You know why the undertaker was fired? He made a grave mistake."

"Hypnotist Error"

"Who is the most popular guy in the nudist colony? The one that can carry two cups of coffee and a dozen doughnuts at the same time. The most popular woman? The one that can eat the 12th doughnut."