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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes I say stuff without even meaning to be funny and I'm like ""Man, my subconsicious is hilarious!"""

"What is the difference between chicken and blondes ? The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting ."

"We have a strange custom in our office... The food has names there. Yesterday for example I got me a sandwich out of the fridge and its name was ""Michael""."

"What are a redneck's last words? ""Hey, guys, look what I can do!"""

"If you can pull off a lip ring, you should. Like literally. Pull it off your face."

"These Jehovah's Witnesses are getting creative. They are now knocking on my door dressed as cops saying they have a warrant."

"Why didn't Napoleon get his wish? Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte."

"Why did the Mexican take his Xanax? For hispanic attacks."

"Of course I talk to myself. I need to have an intelligent conversation every now and then."

"Sometimes I'll order a pizza without any toppings... When I'm feeling saucy."