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Joke of the Day

"How do you make a woman scream? You fuck her in the ass. How do you make her scream again? You wipe your dick off with the drapes."

"What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse? The ground!"

"How to trigger a liberal... Mention ""Indians"" around Thanksgiving time."

"I was engaged to a zombie but it fell apart."

"What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? ""Robin, get in the Batmobile."""

"How many 'Suh Dudes' does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Its already lit, fam."

"why don't blinde people go skydiving? because it scares the shit out of their dogs"

"I think this Deadpool movie is going to really bring down the house. Having only three walls isn't good for their structural integrity."

"What do you call Mariah Carey when she eats at a Indian restuarant? Mariah Curry"

"Oh look! A guy with ""Stand-Up Comic"" in his bio unfollowed me two seconds after I followed back. That's never happened before."