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Joke of the Day
"What's green, slimy, and smells like pork? Kermit's dick."
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"The best joke today.... Lol @ your username"
"Did you hear about that pirate movie? It's rated ""Arrrrrrrr!"""
"""Behold, a 3 headed cat"" ""um, its just 3 cats taped together"" ""Behold, a 12 legg...*tape rips, one cat runs away*..errr 8 legged cat."""
"What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them but never see any!"
"[reads chocoholic on tinder bio] Mmm I love chocolate, too [reads workaholic] I work a lot as well [reads catholic] I also am a cat addict"
"What is the difference between a hormone and a enzyme ? You can't hear an enzyme."
"if you've ever wondered what it'd be like to be married ... Find a woman who doesn't want to have sex with you, and buy her a house."
"A police officer sees a kid on the street.. He says, ""Its getting late kid, shouldn't you be getting back to the orphanage?"" Kid says, ""I guess so, what gave me away?"" ""Your parents did."""
"What did you hear about the tree who was in love? He pined everyday."