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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch? Chicken Caesar Salad"

"I've never pretended to be something I'm not... Except sober. I've pretended to be sober before."

"Police on bikes arresting someone: ""You're under arrest. Get in the basket"""

"Did you hear about the Italian Chef with terminal cancer? He pastaway."

"What do you get when a deaf guy tries to talk to you at a urinal? Wet"

"If the opposite of impossible is Possible & the opposite of immature is Mature, you can conclude that i'm a very Portant person to some."

"Got let out of prison today. The warden turned and asked ""can you take any positives from your time in here?"" I smiled ""Yeah actually, the wife can't ever call me a tight arsed bastard again"""

"Yahoo answers is my primary care physician"

"How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? Rename the mail folder ""Instruction Manuals."""

"How do Reavers clean their harpoons? They put them through the Wash."