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Joke of the Day

"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day... ...set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

"Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired."

"You guys, I seriously never ask for prayers but this is an emergency. There is a rumor that Red Lobster might be closing. Pray. Pray hard."

"A bloke walks into a bar with his gorilla and the barman asks ""What drink can I get you?"" ""Just ice for Harambe"""

"I don't really know how to tell jokes"

"In my local park there are three holes in the ground... Well, well, well."

"what's your pitch? ""so this guy steals from the rich..."" ok ""and gives to the poor"" nice. what's his name? ""Robin..."" haha I love it ""Hood"" wait"

"what do you get when you mix a penis with a bug A cockroach"

"I heard the Spanish were trying to make a drug out of kinetic energy... Be careful though, because you could get an Mv^2 overdose."

"Cat doesn't realize if he succeeds in tripping me on the way downstairs to feed him, we all die."