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Joke of the Day

"So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem... Comes out of nowhere"

"I figured out a way to chop onions without crying... The trick is avoiding getting emotionally attached to the onion."

"what did the priest say before he ate his salad? lettuce pray"

"You know you're single when the only calls you get at night are Nature's."

"What type of grapes do Indians like? Gangrapes"

"Motion to rename biological clock ""restless egg syndrome."""

"Why did the bike fall over Because it was two tired"

"How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: ""I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"" Trainer replies: ""Use the ATM"""

"If we just refer to ISIS as ""Nickelback"" maybe nobody will want to join them"

"What is the inner temperature of a Tauntaun? Luke warm."