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Joke of the Day

"Me: I want a pet dragon! Life: HERE'S A CAT WITH IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDROME."

"What is a mouse's favourite game ? Hide and squeak !"

"The new pope sure lives up to his religion. His roamin around all over the place!"

"A website just logged me off due to inactivity. Hope my life never does that."

"How does Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking. Edit: JK rolling."

"why did the hipster burn his lips? he drank coffee before it was cool"

"What did the vampire lizard say to his next victim? Iguana suck your blood!"

"Team work is important, it helps to put the blame on someone else."

"He: ""I'll catch a grenade for you."" She: ""Prove it."" He: *Plays Call of Duty*"

"How do you make an octopus laugh? Ten""tickles"""