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Joke of the Day
"My boss accused me of not forwarding an email her way. I resent that."
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"How did the feminist die? Alone"
"I hope farmers are as disappointed as I am by the kinds of people at the farmer's market."
"How Hitler eat a vegetable? He jew it."
"What do you call a promise you can't keep? A campaign promise."
"[funeral] ok I need everyone over 70 to gather for the bouquet toss"
"""Excuse me, this coffee tastes like mud."" Waiter- ""Yes sir, it's fresh ground."""
"My wife treats me like an idol she feeds me burnt offerings"
"How did Metallica get their band name? They Bonded over lunch."
"What sort of dance do fish do at parties ? The conga !"