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Joke of the Day
"So I let a homosexual man fuck my ear today... Now I have hearing AIDs"
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"A man's girlfriend shaves her pussy in the shower. His girlfriend says ""Hey babe, I shaved my pussy...you know what that means?"" The man replies ""Yeah, the fucking drain is clogged again."""
"I would say go with the bigger penis But I really want Trump to win"
"Whole Foods on Sunday is just a refugee camp for people with too much money."
"My friend told me all women are the same. He always makes broad generalizations."
"You're not a mistake. Mistakes can be fixed. You're hopeless."
"A man and a little boy walk into the woods... the little boy says, ""It sure is dark and scary!"" The man looks at the boy and says, ""How do you think I feel? I have to walk out of here alone!"""
"What do recent college graduates and felons have in common? It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them."
"In order to catch herpes, u have to think like a herpes"
"Knockknock, who's there? It's Harry. Thankyou, Knockknock"