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Joke of the Day

"Knockknock, who's there? It's Harry. Thankyou, Knockknock"

"A mouse jumped out of my stove, but I couldn't catch it. It was out of my range."

"In the days before the Internet... did black people watch Cops to see what their family and friends were up to?"

"Whats the difference between light and hard You can sleep with a light on."

"What do you call a moving company owned by cows? A bunch of moooovers."

"My dad once told me I would make a great mime... I was speechless."

"what's worse than messing up a puchline to a joke To get to the other side!!!"

"What did the FLAC say? I'm an audiophile"

"Golf is like life! It has it's ups and downs, but eventually you end up in a hole"

"Seriously guys, every 'yo momma' joke has already been done thousands of times by thousands of people.. just like yo momma!"