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Joke of the Day
"I would say go with the bigger penis But I really want Trump to win"
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"Jesus came to me in a dream and asked me ""do you know how much I love you?"" ""This much"" he said and he spread his arms and died."
"What does your wife/girlfriend want more than anything in the world? Nothing, she's fine."
"What do they call the lottery in Africa? Celebrity adoption."
"Hey General Motors, what about an electronic drum set on the steering wheel? You're welcome."
"What's bigfoot's favorite food? Sasquash!"
"How do epileptics greet people? They shake."
"I read somewhere that only 2/11 jokes are funny. Well, what I read was that 9/11 jokes are never funny, but I like to be positive."
"What do you call something that you do to your self with one hand? A Selfie!"
"If the Avada Kedavra curse was invented by a Muslim wizard or by a Jewish wizard It would be called the ""Islama Kedavra"" curse or the ""Avada Judahvra"" respectively."