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Joke of the Day
"In order to catch herpes, u have to think like a herpes"
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"What's the difference between USA and USB? One has standards"
"""GO SPORTS!"" -how I cheer for all sports"
"Why was the father centipede annoyed? Because all of his children needed new shoes."
"Hands down half 6 is my favourite time of day."
"Did you hear the one about Ferguson? It's a riot."
"What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'? The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her."
"REALITY SHOW IDEA: Put 10 tweeters in a house with only 1 phone charger and plenty of booze. BOOM."
"A man said to me ""hit me with your rhythm stick you four-eyed sod."" That's just adding insult to Ian Dury."
"What did the Wonderbra say to the regular bra? Do you even lift?"