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Joke of the Day

"Michael Bay has just recently announced the title of his next gritty reboot of a kids TV show: Ed, Edd, and Edgy"

"How many police chefs does it take to beat an egg None, the little brown bastard accidentally fell down the stairs."

"Why isn't there gambling in Africa? Too many cheetahs."

"Marriage Counseling Therapist: So you're considering ending the marriage? Wife: I am sick of all the Star Wars puns. Husband: Divorce is strong with this one."

"So... what do you call a sexual tree? A pork-u-pine My brain is dumb"

"*knock* Who's... *knock* Who's... *knock knock* Who's there? *knock knock knock* Who... *knock knock knock knock knock* Piss off, Fibonacci!"

"A dog walks into a bar ""I'll have one ... beer."" Bartender replies ""Why the pause?"" Dog says ""Because I was born with them, asshole."""

"Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar? She heard that the drinks were on the house."

"I have been trying to find a new hobby So lately i have been drag racing. I win most of the time, it's hard for them to outrun me in heels"

"That moment when you finally get your lighter lit and expel a sigh of relief."