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Joke of the Day

"Q: How did bulldogs get such flat noses? - A: From chasing cars."

"Tag every baby photo you see on on Facebook as Verne Troyer."

"Zelda Williams came over my house and stormed out in a rage... All I did was ask her ""How's it hangin?"""

"Two magicians were walking down the street... one turned into a store."

"My girlfriend talks to her dog like it's going to talk back. Kind of like when Christians talk to God."

"[spelling bee] Judge: Your word is McConaughey McConaughey. M-C-C-O-N-A-U-G-H-E-Y, McConaughey. Did I get it? Judge: We have no idea"

"What do you call an angry wind? A cross breeze."

"Why did god kill all the herbivore dinosaurs? He liked his salads a little meteor."

"Here is a complete list on how to build a single stair. Step 1"

"My mate threw a beer bottle at my head It didn't break the skin but it left a nasty Brews"