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Joke of the Day
"Q: How did bulldogs get such flat noses? - A: From chasing cars."
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"Maybe the ocean is so salty because the land doesn't wave back"
"You lost me at ""my psychic said.."""
"wanna hear a joke about pizza? NEVERMIND... its too cheesy"
"Why did the sheriff arrest the tree? Because its leaves rustled."
"Butler I've got a friend who has got a butler whose left arm is missing serves him right."
"How do you compliment a pickle rapper's verse? That was dill!"
"Two muffins are in the oven. . . One turns to the other and says ""its a bit hot in here"", the other screams ""ahhh! a talking muffin"""
"What do you call someone who like massages but hates women? A massagynist"
"Just when you think 2016 has finished killing celebrities... WHAM (George Michael)"