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Joke of the Day
"Here is a complete list on how to build a single stair. Step 1"
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"I'm modest, so when it comes to sex I don't like to toot my own horn"
"What do you call a lazy lizard? A procrastigator."
"Kim Jong died. I guess you could say he was a little il."
"How do Protestants like their orange juice? without Pope"
"wife: You're going to work like that? me: Yeah, it's casual day [20 minutes later] *calls wife* me: Can you bring me a shirt?"
"What would a video game about an abortion nurse be called? Womb raider"
"What do you call a Japanese Halloween Cake? Bookkake"
"People who are constipated are such activists. They're seriously always trying to start a movement..."
"What's better than four roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ"