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Joke of the Day

"Zelda Williams came over my house and stormed out in a rage... All I did was ask her ""How's it hangin?"""

"What do you call a Jamaican squid? Calamarley"

"Did you hear about the guy who used the door knocker? He won a no bell prize. I'm sorry if this is a repost. I searched but couldn't find anything close."

"eer booze and fun!' 'A guy walks into a bar carrying a pair of jumper cables. He sets 'em down on the bar. And then the bartender said ""Now dont you start anything!!"""

"How did Helen Keller discover masturbation? She tried to read her own lips."

"[M]y boyfriend asked me i[f] I could do him in the butt. I never pegged him for that type of guy."

"I've had a slight accident with your sleigh Father Christmas! Father Christmas: Oh no! That sleigh was in mint condition! That's all right....now it's a mint with a hole!"

"Why are gangstas afraid of the rain? Cuz they roofless."

"If a movie is ever titled Reception, we know it won't be starring AT&T.; Am I right? Up top!"

"Where does the cynic go to pray The Cynicgogue"