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Joke of the Day
"My mate threw a beer bottle at my head It didn't break the skin but it left a nasty Brews"
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"Today a Gender Studies student asked me how our society viewed lesbians Apparently, in HD wasn't the correct answer. Time to update my display to 4K."
"A quick question... How do I disable the autocorrect function on my girlfriend?"
"I came up with a new word yesterday: Plagiarism"
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"What do you call an apathetic Russian? A So-be-it."
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