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Joke of the Day
"My mate threw a beer bottle at my head It didn't break the skin but it left a nasty Brews"
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"Someone called me racist for saying ""black paint"" Apparently the politically correct term is ""Tyrone, please paint the fence""."
"Did you see the joke on Reddit about fixing the telephone pole? It was a repost"
"Quick question: How many bowls of mac and cheese can you eat during a Skype job interview before you look unprofessional?"
"A cicada crawled up my butt while I was sleeping last night. I'm not worried though. It'll come out in 13 years."
"A jewish guy asks his father for $20 His father replied, ""ten dollars? what in the world do you need five dollars for, I'd be happy to give you a dollar, here's a quarter."
"Let he has never told a bad joke Cast the first tomato"
"What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school? How should I know? I just fly the drones."
"Other parents do back-to-school pics of kids holding signs w/ their grade on it & mine are just a series of selfies w/ me & the bus driver."
"Have you heard about these new super-sensitive condoms? After the man leaves, they hang around and talk to the woman."