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Joke of the Day

"Tag every baby photo you see on on Facebook as Verne Troyer."

"I went out for dinner last night. The Captain's Basket was on special for $7.00. I tried it just for the halibut."

"I saw a slim white guy in a dark alley that was so shady but funny... ..so funny and shady in fact, that if you saw him in a room full of ready to laugh people sitting down, he'd stand up."

"6-year-old: *finds a picture she drew* Why was this in the trash? Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous."

"What kind of fence goes on strike? A picket fence."

"There is no ""i"" in ""stupid."""

"I wanted to major in reverse psychology. My dream school turned me down. So I wrote them back and told them I wasn't even interested in their stupid program. They sent me a diploma."

"Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one to have a dream got shot."

"What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety? Past tense."

"Money cant buy happiness . . . but somehow, its more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle."