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Joke of the Day

"My black girlfriend told me this on our first date. What do you call 200 black people in a barn? Antique farm equipment."

"This fly in my car is going to be very disappointed when it ends up at Walmart."

"All the while you have been waiting for 2016.. and suddenly comes 2015S :D"

"I met this european guy last night who claimed he was a well endowed white supremacist Well, he said he was a hung aryan"

"Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver..."

"What do you call a hot Filipino? A Filipino."

"I've got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I'm stressing about for absolutely no logical reason."

"(Classic) Just flew in from England And boy are my arms tired. (Classic)"

"owl friend Today, my owl buddy told me he was getting married. I replied 'you twit, to who?'"

"How does a deaf and dumb tell a secret to another one? He wears mittens."