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Joke of the Day

"My black girlfriend told me this on our first date. What do you call 200 black people in a barn? Antique farm equipment."

"I didn't see my face anywhere as a kid... ...then I realised it was right under my nose the whole time!"

"Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels."

"My neighbor seriously just asked me, ""Does Canada have 4th of July?"" I said ""No, they skip from the 3rd to the 5th, eh? I need to move."

"Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing."

"It's been clinically proven that the most effective form of birth control I can use is: ""Just be myself."""

"My dealer needed to do laundry so i sold him a dime bag of quarters."

"Oh look! A guy with ""Stand-Up Comic"" in his bio unfollowed me two seconds after I followed back. That's never happened before."

"Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he had his dick stuck in a chicken"

"What is a pedophile's favorite type of classical music? Anything in A Minor"