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Joke of the Day

"My neighbor seriously just asked me, ""Does Canada have 4th of July?"" I said ""No, they skip from the 3rd to the 5th, eh? I need to move."

"Two man are walking across a bridge. One of them fell... The other was called Bob"

"What did the pornstar say after getting a cumshot in the eye? ""I didn't see that coming"""

"My girlfriends 2 year old nephew loves trucks. His first word was truck. He points at every truck he sees and talks about trucks in his sleep. I guess you could day he's semi crazy"

"What did one muffin say to the other? muffin', he wasn't a very talkative guy"

"Did you hear there was a fire in George Bushes personal library? It was awful! Most of his books hadn't even been colored in yet."

"what do you call a closet full of lesbians? a liquor closet"

"How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him."

"1. Ask for something. 2. Throw it down. 3. Repeat steps 1 & 2. - Toddler To Do List"

"It takes a real man to be a juggler You've got to have balls to do it"