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Joke of the Day
"What is a pedophile's favorite type of classical music? Anything in A Minor"
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"How many cow-lories does a cheeseburger have? Moo many..."
"This girl was banging on my door all night Eventually i had to let her out."
"Why did the bee started talking poetry ? He was waxing lyrical !"
"What do you call a crappy joke on /r/Jokes? sub-standard."
"There should be a subreddit specifically for internet humor that gets lost in translation when you explain it in real life... ...and it should be called r/SlashAreSlash."
"I bet pain pills are really disappointing to masochists not familiar with the language."
"I can't afford a therapist so i bought a mood ring"
"So I heard Robin Williams' new stand up failed. It was a little shaky at first but he really choked in the end."
"Arrested at the Zoo. I got arrested at the zoo the other day for having sex with a baby gorilla. When I asked the officer what I was being charged with he responded ""Statutory Ape""."