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Joke of the Day

"My dealer needed to do laundry so i sold him a dime bag of quarters."

"Non-native English speakers, try to literally translate jokes from your own language We might get some weird/funny stuff"

"How do you know Putin's doing well this election? He's taking over the Poles."

"What do you call a lesbian who doesn't believe in gods? A gay-theist. EDIT: Spelling error. whoops"

"My prison name If I ever went to prison, my prison name would be The Mitochondria, because I'll be the powerhouse of the cells."

"We live in a time of delicious cakes."

"What do you call a homosexual man on a wheel chair? A human being"

"How many Persona fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough."

"Whenever I order room service and the person tells me how long until the food arrives, I whisper, ""If I'm alive by then,"" and hang up."

"Chemistry Joke (Language) Daaaang girl, are you Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, Potassium, Oxygen, Fluorine, and Fluorine? Cuz I want you to FUCK OFF"