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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing."
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"Vintage Joke: What's yellow and writes? A ball point banana!"
"Q. What do you call a ginger bread man wit one leg? A. Limp biskit"
"What do you call a gay dinosaur Trannyosaurus Rex"
"Why are crabs always tired? Because they sleep in snatches."
"Gf: ""You want to know what your problem is?"" Me: *looks at watch* ""Ok, but our dinner reservation is in six hours"""
"Before encouraging everyone to ""do whatever makes you happy,"" ask if anyone is a sadist. Don't encourage the sadists."
"LPT. Before making any promises to a girl, masturbate twice. It may change your opinion."
"How do you get Lady Gaga attention? P-p-p-poke her face."
"Don't you hate when you are reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles?"