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Joke of the Day
"Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he had his dick stuck in a chicken"
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"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Mega-sore-ass"
"There are 2 types of people in the world The ones who can count."
"The president of Iran visited Italy And all of the nude statues were covered during his visit. It was a precaution as they may have made his 9 year old wife uncomfortable."
"BREAKING NEWS: Deflated toothpaste tube found in Brady's locker! I wonder how Tom and Patriots will react to Colegate..."
"Which is worse, ignorance or apathy? I don't know and I don't care"
"A brother and sister are having sex The sister tells her brother: You are better than dad. To which the brother replies: I know, mom told me."
"Hogwart's basketball team is the worst in all the wizarding world They could only score 9 in 3 quarters."
"A Roman walks into a bar... He holds up two fingers and says ""I'll have five beers"". (Not mine)"
"A man goes to the bar And he asks the bar tender Man: ""What taste good? Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke? Tender: *facepalm*"