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Joke of the Day

"Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels."

"Which came first? the chicken or the egg? Niether. the rooster did. sorry if this has been said before. i just thought of it one day."

"The mods removed the previous joke that summited about my penis. It was improperly tagged as long."

"Want to learn how to keep an idiot occupied for hours? [Click here to find out!](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/44z1io/want_to_learn_how_to_keep_an_idiot_occupied_for/)"

"I pulled up next to a Tesla at a stoplight and asked him to rev the engine... I was shocked when he actually did it."

"I used to be a gynecologist... But after I started shaking, they wouldn't stop following me home."

"I made this girl fall in love with me textually. She said she wanted to # me @ her place."

"Barakaysan la hadal sida Maalinta burcad ah!"

"[god to lions] You will be the symbol of power and prestige [sees the crickets] Ew. Uh...you guys just yell real loud when a comedian bombs"

"why do elephants paint their toe nails red? to hide in cherry trees. have you ever seen an elephant hiding in a cherry tree? works doesn't it"